by Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (via superior-to-the-sea)
(Source: coenbrosbeforehos, via iaskedalice)
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
by Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (via superior-to-the-sea)
by Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (via superior-to-the-sea)
I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to like go to brunch and I really don’t want to go to brunch or want you to like sit on the couch while I shop…
by Hannah / Girls
by Hannah / Girls
I don’t want to freak you out but I think that I may be the voice of my generation… or at least a voice of a generation.
by Hannah / Girls
by Hannah / Girls
The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you, Jenny Beckman. Bitch.
by Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
by Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
That’s not a bald head, that’s a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
by Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
by Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
Jenna: this is not who I am. I am classy.
Tracy: people who say that about themselves usually are
Tracy: people who say that about themselves usually are
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch.
by Nick, New Girl
by Nick, New Girl
That’s what theatre is: it is joy one day and it’s gone the next. It’s like a religion, and I don’t apologize for wanting to be a part of that.
by Sam, SMASH 1x13
by Sam, SMASH 1x13
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.
by A. A. Milne (via bebemoon)
by A. A. Milne (via bebemoon)
(Source: languagemagic, via bebemoon)
It’s never the nights you plan that are huge- it’s the nights you think you’re just going to the supermarket you wind up having the greatest night of your life.
by Eva Lee [SLiDE]
by Eva Lee [SLiDE]
As an actor, there’s a bit of you that’s decided you want to be looked at and watched, but there’s a paradoxical bit that wants to run away.
by Ralph Fiennes
by Ralph Fiennes
You wanna get young but you’re just getting older
And you had a fun summer but it’s suddenly colder
If you want a bit of love put your head on my shoulder
It’s cool
by Family Friend / The Vaccines
And you had a fun summer but it’s suddenly colder
If you want a bit of love put your head on my shoulder
It’s cool
by Family Friend / The Vaccines
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o0O0o0O0o by Oberhofer
And I know that you love me
But I’m just too damn hungry
For loving that I don’t need
