fool-proof fixes for a shitty day:

• tea
• lots of tea
• i love you man
• internet retail therapy that’s not totally detrimental to my bank account: money left from christmastime spent on some more pretty underthings so i feel less like a lump in my massive winter sweaters, danielle-needs-another-coat money from my parents (because i’ve really only got one coat and honestly it needs a bit of a break seeing as i’ve nearly killed it over the past few months) spent on the formerly-expensive-now-on-super-sale-because-for-some-reason-they’re-clearing-out-for-spring-already winter coat i’ve been eyeing for months, and lana del rey’s new album, bought with christmas itunes money thank-you-very-much
• and some more tea

and then tomorrow i’m going to spend 85p on sainsbury’s fresh-baked oatmeal raisin cookies because they are brilliant and i missed them while i was home in california.

okay goodbye.